January 2012
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freibiergesicht ha contestado a tu publicación: conversational topics at my grandma’s birthday…
Why is your grandpa so into German? lol it’s kind of adorable tho.
one word: Wagner.
conversational topics at my grandma’s birthday dinner earlier tonight:
Margaret Thatcher
the IRA
german chocolate cake: delicious or disgusting?
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (at which point my grandpa said “Benedict Cumberbatch is a goodlooking kid, isn’t he”)
my uncle talking about how he kind of likes Rick Santorum and everyone in the room awkwardly pretending he...
“I’m cooler than a t-rex!”
– Second grader in response to a fourth grader who had asked him to go away
icecoldnukacola:
i think my favourite spelling mixup is when people type “defiantly” where they mean “definitely”
like “i’ll defiantly get back to you”, or “i will defiantly pick up some milk tomorrow”
it makes me imagine people doing the casual everyday things they talk about, but looking really fucking pissed off about it and stomping everywhere and slamming things down
I AM DEFIANTLY...
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so uh, upstairs neighbors
it’s probably really nice for you guys that you have such an active and frequent sex life but could you be a little less loud
just a little like, even, only when I’m home
while I’m gone during the day you can be as loud as the hell you want
I would just like to go to sleep now and that is hard to do with y’all wailing at each other
“I have listened to all the speakers, and I have no further patience for talk. I...”
– Clara Lemlich, a nineteen-year-old garment worker at the meeting of several famous American labour leaders debating whether or not to support a strike.
Are you stanning her yet? Why not?
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triangularisthepie ha contestado a tu publicación: that awkward moment when you realize your new…
YOUNGEST CURMUDGEONS ARE WE
always and forever
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that awkward moment when you realize your new haircut is the same haircut that every woman over the age of 50 at your office job has
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I'm making this a thing.
abednadired:
captainhufflepuff:
I made a couple, here have a blank.
#molly hooper could sleep with sam winchester and live #molly hooper is good at autopsies and has five cats #one time she met rory williams on a plane #and they bonded over their humble badassery
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Getting reeeeally tired of some of the over the top hippie parents at this school
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Still reading Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
I want there to be a drinking game for it. Take a shot every time someone implies or states outright that Haydon is bisexual! Take a sip of your drink every time someone mentions Ann and Smiley acts like everything’s fine!
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One of my coworkers is either the most emergency-prone human who ever lived or just regularly makes stuff up
“Let’s get crunk and watch Atonement!”
– - Strange quotes that most people probably don’t say? But I definitely do. (via femmelock-holmes)
I think “bring the rum over and we can watch Marple” falls in the same category
(via notthemarimba)
ALEX
ALEX
I WOULD RUM & MARPLE WITH YOU
we should have one of our standard livechat TV...
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“Let’s get crunk and watch Atonement!”
– - Strange quotes that most people probably don’t say? But I definitely do. (via femmelock-holmes)
I think “bring the rum over and we can watch Marple” falls in the same category
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me: I'm concerned that my new haircut makes me look like Anton Chigur and only you can determine if it really does for me
my brother: Picture?
me: *sends picture*
my brother: HAHAAHAAAAA
me: oh no.
my brother: you are just missing the air can thing
everybodyandtelevision:
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
“Do-gooderism, as such, merely maintains and reiterates problematic
power...”
– I am actually enjoying this reading (Social Acupuncture by Darren O’Donnell) for my Political Intervention Theatre class quite a bit.
I also REALLY like the quote he pulls here. You go, Lilla Watson. You are awesome, clearly.
(via triangularisthepie)
starting to wonder if the washers in my apartment...
last week: surprise bleach stains on several items of clothing, despite my never using bleach on my clothes ever at all
this week: surprise black lines on one of my bras like I was holding it over a barbecue grill
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main reason I never upload anything to Ravelry: everything I knit is ribbed socks
reference letter mess is finally sorted
so relieved that I might actually cry, tbh
uhhhhhhh
I somehow convinced my roommate to give me a haircut
I am elated but he is worried I will somehow hold this against him tomorrow
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well so far the new season of 30 Rock is incredibly disappointing.
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“White people’s number one freedom, in the United States of America, is the...”
– Jane Elliott
AKA Queen and Goddess of All
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the truth…which is displayed every day on tumblr and in real life
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If you get a chance, watch a few videos of her workshops. She does NOT care about White folks’ fee fees. She does NOT position herself as the expert...
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I may or may not be coloring in a bleach stain on this skirt with a permanent marker of the same color so I can wear it tomorrow
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“Even though there is the whole confession thing, that’s no free pass. There is a...”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, “The Fighting Irish” (via toteswestcoast)
faaaaaaaaact omg i get anxiety and guilt about things that happened years ago
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oh god. see also: Mormon guilt
Hanging out at my brother’s apartment while he plays Arkham City and I read Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, drinking what he insists is coffee